The Salt Mines is one of the mythical locations that does not actually exist. It is arguably the most referenced and well-known fake location in the game.
The Salt Mines were originally "created" on the MouseHunt forums as a way of humorously dealing with the influx of players asking what all the crates, poles, and ropes were on the map just to the north of the Mountain. In fact, these map decorations are merely leftovers from a October 2008 visit from Ronza's Traveling Shoppe.
How to Get There
There is a well-accepted (yet, of course, completely bogus) method for gaining access to the Salt Mines. Many of the steps necessary to reach the Mines are also impossible and involve non-existent aspects of the game:
- The player must catch the extremely rare Kamikaze Mouse in the Training Grounds. To accomplish this, hunters employ the use of Green Tea Cheese, as it has a better chance of attracting the Kamikaze Mouse than any other variety of cheese. The Green Tea Cheese is purchased at the Pagoda, which is somewhere in the region of Furoma.
- Sometimes, the Kamikaze Mouse will drop the Salt Mines Work Permit, similar in spirit and purpose to the map pieces, cloths and keys that are necessary to enter various locations in the Burroughs and Training Grounds.
Inside the Salt Mines
Along with hosting two new breeds of mice, the Stalagmite Mouse and Anchovy Mouse, the Salt Mines host many of the very rare breeds, most notably the Monster Mouse, Black Widow Mouse, and Burglar Mouse. Hunters are wise to equip the "Salt Extractor" as a way of keeping their cheese from going stale; however, even a quick line of thought exposes this fraud, as salt is a natural preservative which would (if anything) keep the cheese from going stale rather than speeding that process up.
Mentioning the Salt Mines has become a popular way for hunters on the forums to joke around or voice displeasure with a certain thread or poster. This has lead to many hunters incorrectly assuming, if only for a few minutes, that the Salt Mines are a real hunting location, that Green Tea Cheese can be purchased at the Pagoda, that the Kamikaze Mouse can be caught, etc.
Several other spoof locations have cropped up on the forums in the same vein as the Salt Mines, most notably the Hanging Gardens and Pepper Mill.