User:Plog
Plog is a person who plays MouseHunt, believe it or not, and who also edits the wiki very rarely when he's bored and probably should be doing something else. For example right now he should be doing revision for an exam he has tommorow morning. He dosn't always talk in the third person.
Early Years
Plog has been a promenant gamer for many years, firstly playing Doom at the age of 5 which he used to often play with his Dad until he was too good for him and then went on to complete Doom II and Final Doom by the age of 6 or 7.
The World of Warcraft Years
When World of Warcraft was released in Europe Plog was one of the first people to play and this lead into a serious addiction to the online morphine. Becoming very sucessful at the game Plog went on to tackle some of the hardest content in the game. However worse turned to worse, Plog was driven to alcohol and his role in the game was beginning to crash. Plog realised there was more to life than the game and so proceeded to get smashed with his friends. This eventually lead to a decline in play for Plog and a final end to it when he joined University.
University Years
Plog is now enrolled in University and has quit hardcore gaming. He also uses Facebook alot more for the social networking aspect and discovered MouseHunt here which he plays sparingly as a casual thing to do and fits perfectly in his new life.
Here and Now
Nowadays Plog can be found wasting time making pointless wiki pages for himself like this. If you read this and thought I am serious and weird let me reassure you I am parodying more 'extreme' wiki users. But maybe that makes me one myself. OH GOD, OH GOD, I'VE BECOME A PARODY OF MYSELF.
Fish
Thou shalt have a little fishy on a little dishy, thou shalt have a fishy when the boat comes in.